Robert: Hey Julie are you coming out tonight.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.
by polbo January 1, 2011
1. Having a face so ugly you should be arrested for it.
2. When Mahi gets it all wrong in a team meeting.
2. When Mahi gets it all wrong in a team meeting.
by Mahi-ism October 6, 2014
The rule of anything and everything a T.I. says being used against him/her while illegally being under surveillance.
It doesn't matter if he said what he said alone in the privacy of his own home he's under targeted Individual arrest.
by SamKSteele March 26, 2022
“This morning at the sandy hook elementary school, a fuckhead named muargo gucci toilet did a One second arrest”
by Armedteachers69 February 27, 2020
A sweet feeling of contentment, when you have partied sooooooo hard, you almost have a heart attack.
by Bridget_bones October 22, 2010
A legal document you may issue for the purpose of placing yourself under arrest and judging yourself not fit for any public duty. This places you in the custody of a private authority not subject to federal oversite. This measure should be taken when a lawless society is created by Democratic Crime Reduction.
The Government offered me a public office position so I could have the same immunities as they do and screw people over without repercussions, but I have been deemed unfit for public duty. I am in the custody of my creator who helped me execute a Self Arrest Warrant.
by Spiritual-Master February 19, 2022
"Yo Bob, did someone just nullify your cheese-block?"
"Naw Zippy, I'm just in Eskimo House Arrest."
"Coo'."
"Naw Zippy, I'm just in Eskimo House Arrest."
"Coo'."
by chew_skunk February 26, 2010