cock of arran

ironic in its name because anyone called arran is most certainly a virgin

the cock of arran is very barren

by dhjdi May 11, 2022

brooking arran

When a bitch named brooke leaves arran in middle of an orgasm and puts a pair of shoes in her mouth

when i was brooking arran i left him with a small dick sticking upwards

by Horny lil boi August 28, 2009

Arran Reid

The Gayest Chinese man that ever did live. He has an unnatural obsession with black lady-boys, drumming and MacBooks. His ideal world is to be able to wank every day to a black penis on a Mac Pro. He has a social defect which means he spends most of his time in his cave, on redtube.

Did you hear about Arran Reid?
Who's Arran?
That kid who can't leave his room.
What, the bent one?
Yeah he plays drums, hahahaa.

by Omar Mahos June 14, 2013

Arrans Day

Arrans day is a holiday that takes place on the 11th March. It is a very special holiday as it celebrates the most amazing, sexiest, most gorgeous, brainy, genius that even Einstein is second to, on Earth. Arran is just...he's a God amongst men, he is so godly that words do not do such an incredible, superior above all man that ever has existed, does exist and will ever exist. Nobody could compete against Arrans muscle, his beauty, his brain, his mathematical, scientific knowledge is unmatched by all. Arran truly is a blessing to anybody who even hears his name, a true gift to humanity.

Inferior 1: Yo, are you excited about Arrans day?
Inferior 2: What's that?
Inferior 1: How DARE you not know what it is. It is the most incredible holiday to celebrate the most INCREDIBLE God to every exist! *Smacks inferior 1 for his stupidity.*
Inferior 1: OH YEAH! I'm so embarrassed for not knowing that.

by notkayoos February 28, 2023

Arran Rose

one unlucky twat

I thik he has a serious case of Arran Rose syndrone

by Papa Dowg September 3, 2003

Arran Rose

a male version of a syndrome known as woodie syndrome, sufferes report incredibly bad luck with people of the opposite gender, despite being incredibly gorgeous. strikes once one has become to fit 4 people to like

oh, god, you dont have a case of the arran rose do you?

by guess who? September 3, 2003

arran McCulloch

An Arran is someone who is 2 faced and rapes little girls and thinks he's hard also gets battered AFF his "pals"

That guy over their with the bread hair is a pure rapist arran McCulloch

by t-jay February 13, 2018