Armistead

A big fat crab that will probe you and steal your prostate and dump you into hydrochloric acid.
Some student - "Hey Armistead have you done the attendance yet?"
Armistead - "ARGH Sh*t Mariel!!!"
by Chinkistead420 March 28, 2022
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Dan Armistead

Another name for an insane, good, zany, and ridiculous ball of fun.
Did you see that Dan Armistead at the rave? He was spreading good vibes like a boss.
by shirunei19 September 1, 2010
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