A gay lil nigger faggot who hangs out with his friend who’s name is usually alanso get friend zoned most of the time when he finds someone he likes
by Cola123 November 4, 2018
One who promises to attend an event or show up on time, only to call 5 minutes before hand to cancel because he/she is "chilling" or "marinating." Also a person who invites you to lunch, then ask you to "spot" him or her. Armandos are also known as flakers
John was invited to the wedding 6 months ago, but he just called and pulled an Armando.
I got the armando at lunch today.
I got the armando at lunch today.
by Mark Farouk August 3, 2006
Man he's such an Armando.
by TheSharpDressedMan March 2, 2016
a boy who is a mother fucking bitch. he is the meanest person you will ever meet. if you ever find an Armando don't be friends with him because he is useless. whoever is friends with one it is just a group of bitches they are the worst get them out of your life they are toxic.
by BobRossIsAwesome April 15, 2020
A really weird and annoying kid, he has no friends and acts like the smartest person in the room. He is a dick to everyone for no reason and can never shut the fuck up. If he is nice to you, it’s only because he’s scared of you.
by elmosballsack February 15, 2020
by ILoveEveryonePeaceandlove November 26, 2018
Armando a person that thinks thier cool but has no friends and, also likes girls that push him away. He also has a small penis with 17 balls. I don't know why but he is in middle school and he is 12 or 13 and turning 13 or 14 in the 23rd he is a stupid middle schooler that slips on a ball and cries for no actual reason it only hit his anqole like a little bitch he once had a 3 sub with 2 other boys named Ricardo and Anthony yes that's it
stefheny:Do you know that guy with a small penis
Jessica: must be an Armando
Stefheny: how did you know are you a mind reader
Jessica: must be an Armando
Stefheny: how did you know are you a mind reader
by Codmobilebit61 October 17, 2019