A town in Massachusetts. A place full of weirdos. A blue collar town that has turned yippee. A place that looks down on other towns like Weston and Lexington, even though they can only dream of being better than them. A town that feels EVERYTHING REQUIRES a parade.
This takes place with 2 guys after a small get together with there closest friends...and there friends
Dude 1: that chic last night was weird
Dude 2: yeah she was from Arlington ma
Dude 1: makes sense
Arlington ma, as dude 2 describes, is a place with weirdos
Dude 1: that chic last night was weird
Dude 2: yeah she was from Arlington ma
Dude 1: makes sense
Arlington ma, as dude 2 describes, is a place with weirdos
by Ceciliam777 July 5, 2018
When you're smashing your fresh slam-piece from behind, and you grab that bitch an Uber from her own phone.* Timing is crucial - schedule arrival within 3-5 minutes after your nut; enough time for her to get dressed, with minimal fallout. *Must acquire her phone password before coitus.
You: "Thanks for that ass. Your Uber's outside; don't miss it, you'll tank your rating."
Her: "WTF! Are you giving me an Arlington Goodbye???!!"
You: "Sooo.....your rating?"
Her: "WTF! Are you giving me an Arlington Goodbye???!!"
You: "Sooo.....your rating?"
by soullessbiker January 19, 2020
Arlington, Washington is one of the best towns in Washington. Most of the town knows everyone and all their business. The hoppin' spot is The Blue Bird which is located on Olympic, the main street. They love their sports team, even if they aren't number 1. They always win the stilly cup, thats for sure. The girls are hot and the boys are bangin. Either floating down the river or jumping off the bridge, the best place during the summer is the river. La Hacienda is the best place for dinner or lunch.
She's tight, she's from arlington, wa!
by Katie * October 5, 2007
A bitchass little town right next to KKKearny.
North Arlington is mainly composed of dead people, old people and everyone from this town is a whore. People from this town usually will not argue with you, the men, because they're getting laid, the dead people, because they can't and the girls won't because they know they're loose pussied cock sucking hoes. People from "N.A." don't even like it there. Many people from this town think they're bad ass because they had a cigarette last Tuesday and they know what "boge" and "choad" mean. People from this town are two faced and will have no problem being bitchy. Not a bitch, not an asshole, just bitchy enough to irritate even the chillest of peeps. These loud annoying mother fuckers should stay in their shit town and stop infesting the nearby towns with their fakeness. Their personality plagiarism is the most fag-like thing you will ever witness. North Arlington is only one square mile. Just because many of the girls developed early and started putting out at age 12 they think they're the shit. The ugly ass motherfuckers who fuck the hoes also think they're the shit. The girls who did not delevop early or have some self respect for themselves are not accepted by the sluts. The whore's only pick on the good kind of people because they are insanely jealous that these girls have nice bodies that will not be all used up by age 19. By then, all the sluts will have turned into ugly sacks of aids that even their step-grandfathers wouldn't want.
North Arlington is mainly composed of dead people, old people and everyone from this town is a whore. People from this town usually will not argue with you, the men, because they're getting laid, the dead people, because they can't and the girls won't because they know they're loose pussied cock sucking hoes. People from "N.A." don't even like it there. Many people from this town think they're bad ass because they had a cigarette last Tuesday and they know what "boge" and "choad" mean. People from this town are two faced and will have no problem being bitchy. Not a bitch, not an asshole, just bitchy enough to irritate even the chillest of peeps. These loud annoying mother fuckers should stay in their shit town and stop infesting the nearby towns with their fakeness. Their personality plagiarism is the most fag-like thing you will ever witness. North Arlington is only one square mile. Just because many of the girls developed early and started putting out at age 12 they think they're the shit. The ugly ass motherfuckers who fuck the hoes also think they're the shit. The girls who did not delevop early or have some self respect for themselves are not accepted by the sluts. The whore's only pick on the good kind of people because they are insanely jealous that these girls have nice bodies that will not be all used up by age 19. By then, all the sluts will have turned into ugly sacks of aids that even their step-grandfathers wouldn't want.
person1- Let's go to North Arlington!
person2- Fuck you.
person1- Why? I thought we were biffles.
person2- *shoots person1.
person2- Fuck you.
person1- Why? I thought we were biffles.
person2- *shoots person1.
by Alotta Vuhgyna June 26, 2008
Arlington girls typically go to one of the best high schools in the country and then a four-year college. Living in an urban area, most are from wealthy, liberal families.
by greenbean1223 January 30, 2009
A town that shares its name with several others, Arlington is a quaint place with several faces. It has one regular high school and one alternative high school, two middle schools, and five elementary schools. It is famous for a cross-burning incidence a couple years ago, and the fact that the film "The Ring" involves several scenes filmed in the area.
Many different kinds of people in many different situations reside in Arlington, from young Mexican gang members to highly wealthy individuals. Arlington is run by a group of corrupt individuals (one former member has been accused of extortion to the amount of 750,000).
The popular degenerate teenage hangout is "McChevron"- a duplex-style business consisting of a McDonalds' and a gas station. Perhaps popular because of its conveniency for smoking a little reefer, "McChevron" has everything your typical stoned adolescent requires- a cigarette shop, easily-stolen beer, and an endless supply of fast food.
There is a large meth problem in Arlington, but an even worse problem in the surrounding towns, such as Granite Falls and Marysville.
Because this area is largely rural, there is an annoying hick problem. It blows.
Despite this, Arlington is an interesting, multifaceted area (with very few things to do though) that leads to a creative adulthood to grow up to.
Many different kinds of people in many different situations reside in Arlington, from young Mexican gang members to highly wealthy individuals. Arlington is run by a group of corrupt individuals (one former member has been accused of extortion to the amount of 750,000).
The popular degenerate teenage hangout is "McChevron"- a duplex-style business consisting of a McDonalds' and a gas station. Perhaps popular because of its conveniency for smoking a little reefer, "McChevron" has everything your typical stoned adolescent requires- a cigarette shop, easily-stolen beer, and an endless supply of fast food.
There is a large meth problem in Arlington, but an even worse problem in the surrounding towns, such as Granite Falls and Marysville.
Because this area is largely rural, there is an annoying hick problem. It blows.
Despite this, Arlington is an interesting, multifaceted area (with very few things to do though) that leads to a creative adulthood to grow up to.
Man, I'm gonna go down to Arlington and check out the McChevron to see if I can score a bag.
Person 1: I'm gonna catch the 210 to Arlington.
Person 2: Ew.
Person 1: I'm gonna catch the 210 to Arlington.
Person 2: Ew.
by watersoluble August 12, 2008
Slang term for getting laid. In that male genitalia is often called the "Purple-helmeted warrior" and in that Arlington is home to the "Tomb of the Unknown Soldier", you goto Arlington to pay homage to that soldier, and bury him over and over again.
by jayradford.com September 22, 2003