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Ark'n is a short output for the word 'Darkness'. In general, this relates to a female of whome has certain strange qualities about her. For example, a lamp obsession, or finding those with no eyebrows attractive. Otherly known as a lampie or love for a smegg. A generally bizarre creature, although fun to be around nonetheless.

It also refers to a rather special tree. Mighty and powerful, yet has a feel of softness. Many tribes in history would worship this tree, as though it were a god.
Like OMGawsh!! You're a total Ark'n!!

We are all follower's of the great Ark'n.
Ark'n by CrimsonApologies__xo September 19, 2006
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Arkansas Ark n’ Ass

When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex
Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle

Noah's Ark 

When you go to rail a bitch and her pussy is already flooded.
Boy Luke..... she was really wet! Yes Noah I blew a load in her 5 minutes ago! NOAH'S ARK
Noah's Ark by Boris98 October 10, 2017

Noah's Ark drunk 

The state of drunkenness that ensues when you drink the entire contents of a hotel room minibar. Coined by comedian Artie Lange
Todd drank all the mini bottles of Drambuie and Wild Turkey 101, then barricaded himself

in his room at the Truncated Stay America to sleep off his Noah's Ark drunk.
Noah's Ark drunk by Badwig March 11, 2022

Noah's Ark-ing 

To take things two at a time, most generally referring to food.
Kim is just Noah's Ark-ing the watermelon!

nasty noah's ark 

When someone is passed out on the bathroom toilet everyone in the house jerks off on his face. After group ejaculation is complete a jar of olives is dumped on the victims face representing the olive branch in the noahs ark fable. To simulate the biblical flood the tub is plugged and ran on full as well as the tiolet made to overflow. When the victim realizes his demise he is laughed at and dubbed noah for the remainder of his life. If pets are present in the house they are all locked in the bathroom with the flood.
Willy passed out at the party last night and everyone there pulled the old "nasty noah's ark" on him. We all laughed and started calling him noah.