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Aretta is a very cute and loving girl you can trust her with anything.She usually has a very curved body and nice booty. Yes she is a fighter and will probably beat your ass. She is very loyal and kind best friend. When she is sad be sure to give her chocolate and call her beautiful. She is a pure joy to be around and does her best to make your day better even at the expense of herself. She is there for you and will not snitch on you no matter what. She is a total girl of her word.
Aretta got cake for days -Johnna
Aretta by therealSM87 February 13, 2018
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Aretta is a very cute and loving girl you can trust her with anything.She usually has a very curved body and nice booty. Yes she is a fighter and will probably beat your ass. She is very loyal and kind best friend. When she is sad be sure to give her chocolate and call her beautiful. She is a pure joy to be around and does her best to make your day better even at the expense of herself. She is there for you and will not snitch on you no matter what. She is a total girl of her word.
Aretta got cake for days -Johnna
Aretta by therealSM87 February 13, 2018
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Usually fat and mannish. Arettas are known for having a million kids and brown hair usually. If you encounter am Aretta run before she mistakes you for a hotdog, or worse one of her friends. At first the Aretta will seem friendly but over time, she will become uglier and uglier (a reverse nanny McPhee) and she will soon treat you like a pile of poop. Run away from them at all costs
I befriended an Aretta once, man she was ugly but I gave her a chance. Never again.
Aretta sure was a whore but her millions of kids were nice, for the most part
aretta by Thunderthighs29 July 16, 2017
Areta is hard working, dedicated and passionate. Challenges the thoughts and behaviours of others and has high standards. Not easily decieved and has zero tolerance for those who judge, gossip and belittle others. Family orientated, committed and over protective. At times may be hard to please but is loving in nature. Music is an essential component to enjoying life therefore likes to entertain yet will happily curl up with a good book!
Areta by Spanish guitar February 7, 2010
Arnetta is a pretty and a loving woman she is also intelligent and nice .arnetta can be funny and silly . If you don’t have arnetta you won’t have yourself ❤️
Arnetta is a person who is all those things in the the short passage
arnetta by Jayla higgins January 8, 2018

Artetasexual 

A person with a losers mentality and who supports arteta at Arsenal football club over winning . In some rare cases of Artetasexuality can cause severe delusion.
I back arteta and I trust the process. Bossman is Artetasexual
Artetasexual by 18.1818 March 6, 2021

Aletta Ocean 

Hungarian goddess of beauty and seduction, who have been cursed and banished to earth for the entertainment of male crowd.
Jill: I want you to do me from behind on a haystack loaded tractor.
Jack: Are we doing it Russian institute 10:Pony club style ?
Jill: How did you know that ?You're such a porno geek.
Jack: No I'm just an Aletta Ocean geek.
Aletta Ocean by Nihar007 March 21, 2013