I repetitively think to myself,“fuck you, me.”
I hate myself and what I have become, so fuck you, myself!
I hate myself and what I have become, so fuck you, myself!
by Bad C dev March 29, 2022
by what are you fucking gay September 24, 2017
"The place burned down? Fuck you pay me. Lightning struck? Fuck you, pay me. Slow business? Fuck you, pay me." -Ray Liotta, Goodfellas
by DoktorJ December 15, 2005
alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳
random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*
random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?
me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.
random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?
random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*
random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?
me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.
random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?
random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me
by holydrugs April 26, 2022
Response by an investment banking employee in response to a compliment from a superior. This is meant to convey that you are working for money not because you enjoy the meaningless analysis you do.
by kayelen February 25, 2010
Becky: I spilled your starbucks
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry
by Eisenhower June 25, 2017
the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.
by Master of Girth April 4, 2003