|1.||You gotta be fucking kidding me|
the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.
thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"