April 1st

A really hot guy was born on that day

A really cute guy is born on April 1st

by broski yeet April 16, 2020

April 1st

If you birth is on this day you adopted. Think about if your parents say "your birthday is today" on april 1st they are pranking you.

Dad: Your birthday is today, April 1st
You: Really?!
Dad: Ya its today is the day my girlfriend, your mom, went into labor with my kid.... APRIL FOOLS
You: Wait so your girlfriend didn't go into labor on april 1st?
Dad: My girlfriend did but not your mom >;)

by Becky said stop March 31, 2020

April 1st

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021

April 1st

If you meet someone nor on this day that mean they are a joke so either the lady who gave birth didn’t use birth control properly or the condom broke but this it the day for national anal she day or national mistake day

“Look at her”
“She looks likes she was born on April 1st “
“She’s a mistake”

by Rhia Cousins April 28, 2020

april 1st

the birthday of a really cute girl

“did you know that it’s a really cute girls birthday today?”

cute girls birthday is april 1st

by ughky October 16, 2019

april 1st

international rick roll day. they day where everyone celebrates the act of rick rolling by tricking as many people as you can to watch rick astleys hit video "never gonna give you up"

james:hey check out this sweet video
kyle:ahh you dickhead, i forgot april 1st was rick roll day!

by mailmastermark March 13, 2009

april 1st

my birthday.

if my birthday is april 1st, then my life and existence is a joke. hooray.

:' )

Person 1: Hey. Did you know that person *points to that random person* was born on April 1st?
Person 2: OMG, really? I can't believe their life and existence is a joke. Too bad for them.

by worldahyun November 2, 2019