Apples to Apples

The act of handcuffing one's balls to another man's balls.

Chase: Hey, if I go apples to apples someone tonight would you think less of me in the morning?
Brynton: Absolutely not.

by Chase the Penetrator November 27, 2016

Apple

A magic little fucking red object kills every fucking doctor in the world when eaten

I just ate an apple and my fucking doctor is dead because I ate one

FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK

what the fuck are you looking up apple for? what did you think you were going to find...

by Jenjers January 2, 2012

Did you just misspell ''An apple''? Why the fuck are you on the internet?

Joe: Hey, Carol want a apple?
Carol: Did you just fucking misspell an apple?
Joe: sor nt ko kyes
Carol: What the fuck Joe

by Sorkinish September 26, 2019

A red fruit that is very similar to oranges but sexier

Oh look an apple, i'm having an orgasm

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

if you throw it hard enough.

by bangtanbooties July 8, 2013

The sexual act of two gay men slamming their balls into each other.

Bill and Joel played apples to apples last night, it got a little loud

by Datboi113 October 13, 2017