To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.
by Darko October 6, 2004
1. A sex act in which a man uses his thumbs to pack his testicles into an ass hole -- similarly to how one would pack a seed into the earth vis-à-vis the folk myth of Johnny Appleseed.
2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.
2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.
Richard Gere wouldn't have made such a name for himself if Pauly Shore had given him a Johnny Appleseed instead of that poor gerbil.
by Balki Bartokomouth August 9, 2013
A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.
J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.
by Sean Cookson August 20, 2007
When some one puts cold apple sauce in their mouth and then performs fellatio on a male.
Variants:
Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce
Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind
Variants:
Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce
Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind
BUDDY: "Some dude in the bar last night pulled out the Mott's Apple Sauce, filled his mouth with it and went down on me!"
ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"
ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"
by Patriot Academy Cadre May 14, 2011
The quantitative mixture of malt liquor, bagged/boxed crisp white wine. This lovely cocktail is crisp and refreshing, while providing you with the alcohol percentage you need to have a fun filled evening.
by foodknowledge February 2, 2011
When I fuck a girl and then stuff my ballsack in her pussy so that the whole thing is in there at once!
I fucked that single mom on he living room couch and then pulled a Johnny Appleseed when I stuffed my nuts in her pussy right behind the big sausage!
by D Flawless May 6, 2018
A lesser-known figure in the botanical history of The Americas. Instrumental in promulgating genetic diversity across all terrains and a variety of subjects. Known for: powerful pheromonal presence, wide-spread dissemination, and proclivity for cupcakes.
See also: seed-dispersal; American history; biological urges; tales from the New York elite; The Hero's Journey.
See also: seed-dispersal; American history; biological urges; tales from the New York elite; The Hero's Journey.
He got around like Richard Appleseed.
by A modest historian July 7, 2018