Someone who talks through an apple whether it be with an apple in their mouth, microphone powered by an apple or (exceptions have been made for) someone who is talking to an apple (appleocalist) see Appleocalism as a religious movement.
Pompously "Well, I must say you do taste quite ripe! Even if I am a little Appleocal." with any thing from a lisp to an incappobility of pronouncing 'R's (Rhondicism<Fact<)
by Hashnooroxybox July 18, 2009