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Applecrite

A person who has spent many days, months, years, bashing Apple products (mainly Mac and iPhone), but has now decided that he/she likes/will buy said products. The products owned by said person will be known as "rotten apples".
"Hey John, nice iPhone, but where's the Droid? Remember how much better you said Android was? Oh, you don't? You're just a dirty Applecrite."
Applecrite by Apple Forefathers October 17, 2011
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appletite 

When you're craving anything that has apple in it.
apple, apple pie, apple sauce, apple cider, etc.

Wow I really want an apple right now! I have such an appletite!
appletite by francescah November 9, 2013
When a company switches back from Macs to PCs due to short-sighted costs cutting measures.
Oh My Gawd... they are going back to HP!

Applecide!
Applecide by rperazag May 12, 2010

applecrisp 

when your macbook gets to hot on your lap and it starts to burn.
Holy shit my junk just turned into applecrisp
applecrisp by thewoodster May 12, 2010

applecrisping 

the act of sitting on an object everyone uses for a long period of time until the object becomes warm and potentially sweaty.
Taylor was applecrisping the remote yesterday so everyone had to finish watching Jurassic Park 3.
applecrisping by BurdyDird November 7, 2009

Marshall Applewhite 

the most woke person in the world. Founder of Heaven's Gate cult.
I wish Marshall Applewhite would teach me his ways.

applewhite 

The Applewhite's are so hot.
applewhite by jerry goatly January 4, 2014