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Äppelkaka 

Person 1: I want Äppelkaka!

Person 2: Sure, I'll bake you some.
Äppelkaka by Tuvstarr December 17, 2008

appellate judge 

An ugly, not liked, piece of shit that has a huge ego
Ms. Coto: Hi, Appellate Judge, it’s so nice to meet you. I have three kids and I am a single mother. I will suck your old, wrinkled, dirty, 3-inch dick if i can have more time on this case
Judge: You will have to do more than suck my dick. You can eat my asshole, and after you rim my hemorrhoid, you can flake the old skin off that has collected around my foreskin

Appelsap 

Juice made of apples , translated in Dutch.
Damn I drank JUICE MADE OF APPLE DULLIE aka Appelsap.
Appelsap by dulliethegod March 21, 2019

Appalachian Appellation 

A name for a hillbilly, particularly ones from mountain country. Examples include Clem, Bocephus, and Zeke. Female Appalachian Appellations include Daisy & Ellie Mae. Of course, hillbillies do not use the term themselves, since they can't pronounce the word APPELLATION.
"Hi, I'm Bocephus Billy-Bob Burgundy."

"What kind of name of Bocephus?"

"Why, that thar's a Appalachian Appellation."

Je M'appelle Super-Fantastique 

The French alternative to ich heiße super fantastisch
"I wrote a new song"
*Plays on guitar and sings "Ich Heiße Super-Fantastisch"*
"LOLWUT, you can't do that - that's a Franz Ferdinand song"
"But the chords are completely different and it sounds cool"
"Well you just can't do it"
"How about... Je M'appelle Super-Fantastique?!"

Applelanche 

An applelanche is the avalanche that occurs when a load-bearing apple is removed from a supermarket produce display.
While trying to access the least-bruised Granny Smith the other day, I accidentally started one hell of an "Applelanche."
Applelanche by Mavis Bodacious September 12, 2010