After upsetting your hot headed fella (usually Latino) or saying/doing something to disrespect him. You apologise by offering your arse and taking it up the bum. All is then forgiven.
"Valeria upset me the other day, disrespected my wife while we were at it. Was about to lose my shit but she gave me a Colombian apology to calm me down. Wasn't mad at her anymore after that."
by Fookem August 10, 2021
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When you have messed up really bad and your boyfriend/girlfriend is to the point of something drastic. Such as breaking up. Time to step it up, asshole and put on the pants.
Person: I messed up big time. My girlfriend is going to be so upset. I think she is going to break up with me!
Person 2: You know what time it is then
Person 1: No, What?!
Person 2: It's Apology Pants Time!
by Jenasis December 21, 2018
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When you mess up and take your girl on a picnic as an apology.
-you messed up big time bro.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.
by pika007 April 13, 2011
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When someone "apologizes" by saying something along the lines of "I don't remember doing this/it happening like that, but if I did do that I'm sorry."
Basically it's when someone fakes their way out of an apology so they can feel better about themselves.
"Did you confront Amy about what she said about you?"
"Yeah, she tried to get out of it with a rapist's apology but I didn't let her get away with it."
by maraspopheacj July 29, 2018
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When someone suddenly starts acting very nice to someone after doing something wrong, instead of actually apologising.
Sam: "Mike humiliated me in front of my girl! He's tried to be extra nice since, but he never apologised"
Paul: "That's a Proud Man's Apology, some guys don't know how to say the word sorry"
by andyBwilson May 22, 2020
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The ultimate sorry of sorrys: a burrito as a vessel for an apology reserved only for the most dire situations. A tortilla, beans, rice and more as a way to embody the most considerate yet respectful sorry.
Bitch complained that I couldn’t let her sleep so I tossed her an apology burrito.
by BeepBoopMan June 18, 2022
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Licking the anus of the accused in an apology for accusations that turned out to be false.
Bre accused ol Arty of sleepin around. Now she's on her knees giving him the longest southern apology of her life.
by ArtoriusReptarthe13th April 27, 2022
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