A variation on Space Docking, Apollo 13 involves tilting a woman back on her shoulders after defecating in her vagina, causing her to expel the fecal matter out of her vagina onto her own face (if into her own mouth, see Apollo 11). The original defecator is then required to state, "Houston, we have a problem."
by Bobby Business April 25, 2011
by Depot D-Bag April 14, 2008
when you have to be resourceful and imaginative when confronted by a unexpected disaster . Using objects and resources at hand rather then what you really need.
On a road trip , in the middle of nowhere, your alternator dies but you have to keep going or risk dieing in the godforsaken place you find yourself. So you have to turn off the CD player, the heater, turn off the dash lights, unplug one of the headlights to conserve what juice the battery has stored in it to make to where the problem can be rectified.
As with the Apollo 13 astronauts when disaster struck them, using available resources to get home
As with the Apollo 13 astronauts when disaster struck them, using available resources to get home
by dogboy14 December 17, 2009
by WalterCronkiteSpecial May 5, 2010
Used to describe an unfortunate event which could have been far worse
in its outcome and therefore actually lucky.
in its outcome and therefore actually lucky.
That tornado tore off part of your roof but did not destroy your house and nobody was injured. Apollo 13 luck!
by Lamoid F. LLurbybabbin June 24, 2021
An apollo 13 moment is when something so awesome happens that the only way to express your joy is to yell "wooo hooo" like Jack Swigert does after he learns of his mission.
by ray kroc March 26, 2010
A.k.a The Reverse Blitzkrieg.
Where the male or female runs around the room then runs straight at their partner, dick or strap-on brandished, then proceeds to fuck their ass brutally
Where the male or female runs around the room then runs straight at their partner, dick or strap-on brandished, then proceeds to fuck their ass brutally
by Your’e Mom February 15, 2018