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The disorder of returning to Facebook when you are bored or have no more current tasks; limitation of productivity. Usually induces lethargy.

Origin: Latin "apocatastaticus" meaning returning, or to return, Latin "foraminatus" meaning bored.
"I have apofloria... bad"
"Theres never anything exiting on Facebook, but my apolforia still controls me"
by AlexanderSmith November 08, 2011

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