Michael Apodaca 

A lazy PE teacher who is always on his fucking Laptop.

Look at that rock.. that’s how Michael Apodaca acts like.

Michael Apodaca by ⌘Ψ☊ᶗ☈⍣⋘ ™ December 7, 2017

Seth Apodaca 

an unintelligible thing, he walks through life in a manor that is all his own. A deep thinker. Someone that is easy to be aroud. Someone who is all their own. Someone that enjoys coffee cigarettes and things that most people will miss. A mass of atoms buzzing around at the speed of light. A sleepy dirty kid. Don't mess with him.

my brother, their son, our friend, Seth Apodaca.

Seth Apodaca by samsqamch October 18, 2010

Spicy Apodaca

Dirty Sanchez with saracha added to the mix.

Her eyes burned after I gave her the Spicy Apodaca

Spicy Apodaca by El Pervetido October 14, 2018

Apodacalypse 

The end of days, post apocalypse, the last Apodaca emerges from hiding, patiently awaiting the right moment where all doucebags, scumbags, and the worthless are at their weakest. In the beginning, if God created light, then in the end, I will create darkness.

Young Preist: The Apodacalypse is near.
Old Preist: Let us pray.

Apodacalypse by TrentsXWife March 18, 2011

Apodoca 

A homosexual act in which a man sits on another mans face and have the other man lick is sweet salty chode.

Wow you wear whitie tightys everyday? May i intrest you in an Apodoca?

Apodoca by BurnItAll June 10, 2008