ape drape

hair style enjoed by many, for good reason. Often thought to be communist in nature, is in reality rusticly urbanized. Also known as a mullet. Bears strong resemblane to a shag carpet cut with a weedwacker.

I've got an ape drape, yes I do
They're giving one to everyone, that means you

-vandals

by pEz805 March 24, 2004

Ape Drape

A hair style related to but distinct from the mullet, hockey hair, Kentucky waterfall, and Cincinnati toupee. The ape drape is defined by its vigorous growth and lack of part. The drape should be shorter in the front but should ease in gracefully to the shoulders without showing any signs of human intervention. In the dim light of an alley, ape drapes should give their owners the silhouette of a mountain gorilla.

I burned all photos of me in eighth grade because I was sporting an ape drape.

by ThunderMummy October 28, 2005

Ape Drape

mullet

"it's short in front and long in back!" ~Vandals

by m0sher September 26, 2003

Ape drape

Not to be confused with the mullet, an ape drape is a similar hairstyle. They are both short in the front and long in the back. In comparison, an ape drape is longer than a Norco Neckwarmer, which is longer than a mullet.

You can go to Riverside and get one, too. Then you’ll have an ape drape like I do.

by Jinx_Defusing November 8, 2021