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Antonius 

Its very rare to actually find a living Antonius, but yet i found one and know hin really well. They are mysterious and very confused beings but if your in the same room as an Antonius, youll notice him pretty quickly. Most of the time they tell you about girls they want, but theyre not brave enough to ask them out or even talk to them normally. If you see one he'll be likely to wear polo shirts, shorts or in the winter Tommy Hilfiger jackets. Their biggest dream is to study BWL and at some point in their lives to own a Polo Ralph Lauren polo shirt. They also love capitalism and therefore they vote for the FDP.
"Hey look its an Antonius!"
"How do you know?"
"Hes wearing a polo shirt and talks about BWL all the time"
Antonius by keinen echten Namen November 23, 2021

Antonius 

Absolute legend. A Spanish person with a vocabulary, has never said "puta, puta, puta" once. 100 out of 100.
Person 1: Hey, Antonius, do you know what this skribbl word is?
Person 2: Bro, das a cock. Das a penis, das a cock.
Antonius by hogbaffle September 16, 2020

Antonaut 

The antonym of "Juggernaut".

The proverbial nickname of the "Big Brother" type entity that was surreptitiously halted as "Deus Ex Machina", or "Act of God", in the early part of 21st Century Earth history.

Alternate definitions include:

a) Grasp-44 - an exacerbated "Catch-22".

b) The Arbitrarily Appearing Gunman Paradox - unilateral "suicidality" upward momentum.

c) Granite Grave or "Slate-Face" - a result of "Tabula Rasa" "reasoning" (or the "school" of "imbecility").
Example use: "Hey Mary; look, it's a slug, it's a leaf . . . no, it's the 'Antonaut'. Haha, retard."
Antonaut by Overlord0 August 23, 2016
A person who has a small wiener and specifically likes black cock, hates girls.
You are stupid
You are Antoniu”
Antoniu by AntoniuMihai November 21, 2021

Kaitlyn Antonucci 

Most beautiful girl in the world, have had a chrush on her since 7th grade. Extremely talented and athletic. I one day hope she will fall in love me as well
Kaitlyn Antonucci is a beautiful, smart lady
Kaitlyn Antonucci by Datbso January 25, 2018

Antonius Bui 

An Emperor of the once great Arcadian Empire. He has fought countless battles. He is honorable, smart, intelligent, sexy af, but now has been reduced to being an admin on a Panem Minecraft Server.
Antonius Bui by Antonius Bui February 5, 2021