Antirection 

The opposite of an erection, this happens when you are so unattracted that your penis actually gets smaller.

Holy shit dude, that bitch just gave me an Antirection!

Antirection by Riley zor October 14, 2008

Antirection 

The opposite of an erection. Usually achieved upon sighting a minger, but can also occur after seeing a hard hit to the testicles.

Not to be confused with shrinkage.

1.) Jay: That bitch's face was so whack I got an antirection. I was down to a nub!

2.) OOH WHAT A HIT! I've got a sympathy antirection.

Antirection by TimboSlice October 8, 2008

antivention 

Antonym for intervention. Where an intervention is an attempt by friends and family to convince someone to seek help with a substance abuse problem an antivention is an attempt to convince someone that they are spending too much time and energy on a generally wholesome activity and that it's affecting their drinking.

"Dude, where's Robert?" "He said he had to work." "Again? He never wants to party since he made Assistant Manager. That's it. Get Harold, Kumar, Barry, Landfill and Fink. We're going over to Robert's and having an antivention. Bring beer."

antivention by Logan Hawkes July 7, 2008

airection 

When your trousers crease or bulge near the groin, making it look like an erection.

Samuel sat down and noticed his huge airection, so he straightened out his trousers.

airection by LemonPotato November 4, 2009

anyrection 

polyfarious bonerage.

Whilst travelling abroad, the young man, enamoured of the exotic ladies of foreign lands, and stricken with that fervour of lust which does so often come upon the expatriot, was oft to sport anyrection.

"Is that an erection in your pants for me or is it anyrection?"

anyrection by skeptical hippo April 21, 2010

Attrection

1. the act of erecting as a result of attraction.
2. the state of being erected as a result of attraction
3. something erected through sublimation of arousal, as a building or other structure.
4. Physiology. a distended and rigid state of an organ or part containing erectile tissue, esp. of the penis or the clitoris when subject is attracted to someone or something.

I had an attrection.

Attrection by ZeeKrey June 1, 2009

antirelationipanotism 

The cycling thought process and underlying emotional deposition following a break up where one considers, contemplates and broods the merits and complications of relationships while repressing exterior feelings to appear normal and not concern their peers.

Six months after his divorce, Kristopher was unable to deal with stress at work and quit once his antirelationipanotism walled him into a state of depression and apathy towards life and its many problems.

antirelationipanotism by Paranoid_cdf April 21, 2008