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Anti-date 

A social engagement with an ex-flame, preferably in a romantic, candle-lit setting, where you examine the relationship in excruciating detail and discuss in unflinching terms... because you just don't give af anymore.

After-effects may include confusion, panic and general sense of overwhelmingness. These may be due to lack of sleep, but more likely because anti-dates are considered a bad practice by the general population.
Waiter at fancy restaurant: "should we change the music? It looks like they're on an anti-date?"
Anti-date by CrazyTrainCDMX August 7, 2019

Anti Date 

Having previously dated someone, and that someone claiming you did in fact not date. The time that you dated said person is known as "Anti-dating".
Boy: "Don't you remember our relationship?"
Girl: "We didn't date. You may think so, and everyone else may think so, but we didn't."
Boy: "So, we anti dated?"
Anti Date by Pope Chris XIX January 6, 2009

antidate 

An eye-opening crappy experience that cures a person's crush. Usually happens on what the first person thought would be a date but turned out otherwise.
Guy A: "Dude, how was your date with Brandy?"

Guy B: "Awful! I spent the whole time painting her apartment while she talked on the phone with some other guy. I'm totally done with her."

Guy A: "Wow, sounds like quite an antidate."
antidate by bayrunner January 20, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008