Hot tennis player that every guy in his right mind would want to fuck

Possibly the worlds most attractive female

Famous for playing tennis (or atleast attempting to), more famous for turning men like myself into drooling idiots

NOUN (A-nah Corn-A-Ko-Va) Hot Russian tennis player who can't play tennis but is so freakin hot that nobody seems to notice.

In Texas Hold 'em, an Ace and a King in the pocket (AK). Has an uncanny tendency to lose, whether to a lower pair, three of a kind, or a straight.

For several years, the most famous Russian sportsperson for her exploits (or lack thereof) on the tennis courts. In fact, she earned far more money through advertising deals due to being extraordinarily sexy indeed and looking good advertising sports bras and having FHM shoots than anything she did on court. Mainly as she, famously, never won a single tournament but regularly packed the courts at Wimbledon when playing, before retiring at the age of 23.

The success of Maria Sharapova, fit and a good player with a Wimbledon victory aged 19 in 2004 ended comparisons very quickly indeed.

A horrible tennis player, but let's be honest, nobody watches her for tennis.

A fucking sexy russian who may not be the best at tennis but has a fine ass and nice titts any man would like to have her in there bed.