Angry Pinata

The act of blowing your load on your girl's face, then creating the papier-mache effect on her face with colorful crepe paper, and then you spin around three times and try to hit her with a bat.

Jim: Jack, why are you buying a baseball bat when you don't play baseball?

Jack: Well Jim, I am trying the Angry Pinata on the wife tonight...

Jim: Oh wow, you are going to need some colorful paper too!

by They Call Me Stallion September 15, 2015

Angry pinata

When a Mexican is carrying candy and you hit them with a stick till they drop the candy.

I hired a angry pinata for the kids birthday

by Caption ginger beard February 14, 2019