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1. A Hairy Marten is covering a hairy armed person in tape and when they are unable to move throw camel jizz in their face and pull the tape off really fast to make them even more Angry.
Martin - Last night I did a Angry Hairy Marten to Ben, you should have seen his face.
by Fooligan1951 November 02, 2011