A small town on the Texas gulf coast where the beer is cold and the women are easy. The population of Angleton is very diverse, you have rednecks, athletes, EMOs, bikers, thugs, and wannabe whiteboy thugs. Those with half of a brain realize there is no future in this town and get out. The perks of growing up in this town is that you learn about sex at an early age, must be something in the water, the women are all freaks.
Guy in Houston: I'm horny tonight, what are we going to do?
Friend: I know this freak down in Angleton, we can sneak thru her window later on and run train.
Friend: I know this freak down in Angleton, we can sneak thru her window later on and run train.
by AtownNative April 30, 2007
in the dead ass center of brazoria county lies angleton texas,home of the wildcats ,where the football team thinks their the shit (but really just get over hyped),half the choir people are gay(and take them selves way too seriously),and the weird ass mfs with green hair sit on the floor during lunch.
guy: hey you wanna suck me off in the bathroom?
other guy: well yeah im in choir at angleton high school,its basically my right to suck it !!
other guy: well yeah im in choir at angleton high school,its basically my right to suck it !!
by coach lostraco September 1, 2020