Angerfist 

One of the worlds most famous gabber artists alive. He is signed by Masters of Hardcore and has a large fan following. He is consider'd by many to be a god of hardcore.

"Dude did you hear that new Angerfist song?"
"Ohyeah I did it was fucking insane"

"I love gabber!"
"So do I! Ever heard Angerfist?"
"YEAH! Hes my idol!"

Angerfist by The Mantis April 29, 2009

Angerfist 

To insert ones fist into another individuals vagina or anus as an act of anger or vengeance.

I'm so fucking sore today, bill angerfisted the shit out of me last night.

Angerfist by MohawkBob February 19, 2011

Angerfist 

The opposite of Happy Feet.

Ya know the movie "Happy Feet?" Well his mentally disturbed twin, Angerfist, just got out of prison, so that's fun.

Angerfist by 3lectronicFan May 31, 2018

Anglerfish 

A girl whose MySpace pictures are taken at weird angles (usually black and white) to hide her fatness and/or ugliness. This method is used to attract men just as the actual Anglerfish (Lophiiformes) uses bioluminescence to attract prey.

That girl on MySpace looked hot in her pictures but when I met her in person she had tusks. She's one hell of an Anglerfish. With looks like that she's probably a mudshark too.

Anglerfish by Roger Klotz December 26, 2007

Anglerfished 

The state of a friend who has passed from their current stage in life onto the next one, often resembling a state of death. In reference to the mating stage of anglerfish where the male fuses to the body of the female and ceases to be an individual. Similar to being pussywhipped but with no hope of return.

This occurs with young men who once they have begun a relationship, begins to disappear from general society. This process will continue until they are left as a squiggling decayed mass attached by the face to their mate's hindquarters while they troll the dark unlit depths together as a single unit.

Much like the male anglerfish after he attaches to a host, this friend will slowly begin to dissolve and become unrecognizable as the person you once knew.

Any fuzing is not totally permanent however, the subject may be allowed to have momentary glimpses of the life they formerly knew. While they may enjoy the brief periods of separation, they will always return to their space at their mate's rear quarter panel.

Beware: any permanent separation will be fatal: if the male angler fish is forcibly detached (such as a breakup) he will attempt to resurface, only to quickly realize that no one is there to pull him out of the water. Upon this realization, the former angler fish with thrash about as its body starts to join it's mind in death. These are it's death throes. But do not weep at the sight, for the angler fish died long ago.

TL;DR your friend is gone, find a new one.

Priest to congregation: Now we lay to rest our brother Tanner, he had a fondness for life and having fun with his friends. Alas he no longer with us, but he will live on in our memories.

Tanner: guys I'm right here, but I have to go see my girlfriend in 15 minutes.

Priest: The poor soul doesn't know it yet, but he's already gone. Anglerfished to his beloved girlfriend of 5 weeks. We pray for fair winds and following seas for our dearest Tanner.

Congregation: Godspeed and Open Waters.

Anglerfished by Drink With Us November 25, 2018

angerism 

when someone is so angry they feel as if their head might explode. this often happens when you are really mad about something and you can't do anything about it

when walking out to your car and find that it has been hit and all you see is white rage and all you hear is the sound of static you are experiencing an angerism

angerism by P Monaghab April 15, 2008

Aneristic 

From the theological principles of the Church of the Subgenius:

"Aneristic" literally means "without Eris", and is diametrically opposed to the word "Eristic".

Eris is the goddess of strife, discord, contention and chaos. She is often represented specifically as the goddess of the strife of war, who haunted the battlefield and delighted in human bloodshed.

Other meanings include: orderly, organized, systemized, i.e., NOT CHAOTIC, etc. You get the idea.

Mythology: Because of Eris' disagreeable nature she was the only goddess not to be invited to the wedding of Peleus and Thetis. When she turned up anyway, she was refused admittance and, in a rage, threw a golden apple amongst the goddesses inscribed "Kaliste" meaning "To the most beautiful." Three goddesses laid claim it, and in their rivalry brought about the events which led to the Trojan War.

Eris was closely identified with the war-goddess Enyo. Indeed Homer uses the names interchangeably. Her Roman name was Discordia.

The Aneristic Principle is that of Apparent Order; the Eristic Principle is that of Apparent Disorder.

Aneristic by Laughingfox February 17, 2009