The most beautiful, most amazing, most strongest woman in the world! It’s 2021 and she’s still the hottest actress in Hollywood! Her movies are outstanding! Her humanitarian work is just insanely amazing! She is very underrated and people need to see her as the sweet woman she is and pay attention to the good things she’s doing for this world and not hate her for something that was over a decade ago and wasn’t even her fault! She is a true goddess!
Guy: Hey have you heard about that woman who has adopted 3 children from different countries and helps refugees? She sounds pretty cool

Girl: I’m yeah that’s The Angelina Jolie!
Guy: wait really? Dude I like her so much more now!
by Angiefan January 30, 2021
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the place where heaven meets earth. angelina jolie is a beautiful, sexy, perfect and kind hearted person. she is also a badass actress to boot.
by wootwoot1000 September 12, 2009
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Angelina is An Angsty Angel.

Womanish soft plus Manly rough
Mysterious yet Visible
Vicious yet Loving
Cool yet Hot
Tough yet Tender
a Babe yet a Mother

Bittersweet,

Angelina is the epitome of a Walking Contradiction.
angelina jolie going to the poverty stricken country riding a motor bike...thats an ulimate Angsty Angel
by bettyimages August 6, 2006
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One of the hottest women in Hollywood for sure, though I must admit her lips a bit overated, and the whole "I'm straight but I'd do Angelina Jolie" thing is so cliche and lame.

Eitherway she's a very sweet chick who actually cares about the poor, and adopts children from 3rd world countries. She isn't too trendy (which is a good thing) but still has a very cool style like Gwen Stefani, and she has some tight original tattoo's.
by jolina April 13, 2005
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Prototype of the perfect-looking woman.
Living proof that God wants men to be happy.
A goddess on earth.
Major boner-fuel.
by HelloSidney May 11, 2008
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Better known as Tomb Raider. Jolie is the world's most famous archaeologist. Her exploits were depicted in the Tomb Raider series of video games and films. Due to her incredible hotness, Jolie became Male Masturbation Fantasy # 1 for three years in a row between 2001 and 2003.
Angelina Jolie is the greatest archaeologist in the history of mankind.
by Samantha Fox October 22, 2007
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