An anecdotal story told with incredible (and usually unnecessary) detail.
Bryan: So then these two hotties started making out, and remember how one was wearing that top that let her bra show? Well I had been pounding the rum - not that spiced shit, always dark - you know how I feel about white Rum, especially after Cuba, and I had had like 4 beers before going out, but you know beer before liquor - or is it liquor before beer? - but the organic stuff because I get less hungover...
Gavin: Ease on the anecdeets, yo - did you mac that shit or what?