by bojzzle January 19, 2010
The shaven-headed striking genius who plays his club football for Crystal Palace FC. Has 2 England caps, and in the light of possible injuries to Wayne Rooney and Michael Owen must be a favourite to go to the 2006 World Cup, being a vastly superior stand-in than Defoe, Harewood, Bent, Ashton, Crouch, Beattie, Fowler et al.
Andy Johnson's magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and when he sees the matchball,
he says I'm having that,
He scores them with his left foot,
He scores them with his right,
And when he's playing Brighton,
He scores all f*ckin' night
he wears a magic hat,
and when he sees the matchball,
he says I'm having that,
He scores them with his left foot,
He scores them with his right,
And when he's playing Brighton,
He scores all f*ckin' night
by Garridio May 4, 2006
Person: "God that guy always knows what song to play. He reads the mood so well and just reflects what everyones thinking.
Person 2: God hes a real Andy Johnson isnt he?
Person 2: God hes a real Andy Johnson isnt he?
by BootyChode December 20, 2019