Androphilia 

The attraction to men or masculinity. It's a polite, nonspecific way to ask what a certain person is attracted to. An androphilic man is homosexual, while an androphilic woman is heterosexual.

John: So, Jeff, are you... Androphilic?
Jeff: Haha, yes. Very much so.
John: Cool. Appearance of homophobia avoided.
Androphilia

Androphilia by thewhiterabbit13 December 29, 2011

androphilia 

Being attracted to people who look androgynous. Not necessarily bisexual, homosexual, or pansexual. Androphilia is not affected by gender, as long as they look androgynous.

Man 1: Man, I would make out with Cloud all day long.

Man 2: Whoa, dude, I didn't know you were gay.

Man 1: I'm not. I just love that androgynous look.

Man 2: So that's why your girlfriend looks like a guy.

Man 1: Yeah, I have serious androphilia.

androphilia by Starsound February 11, 2013

androphile

A person, of any gender, sexually attracted to men or masculinity.

He is an androphile, he likes masculinity.

She is an androphile, she likes masculinity.

androphile by littlemisscabin6 July 20, 2014

audiophilia nervosa

Audiophilia nervosa describes the anxiety resulting from the never-ending quest to obtain the ultimate performance from one's stereo system by means of employing state-of-the-art components, cables, and the use of certain "tweaks."

Although the goal is supposedly to achieve maximum appreciation of the music, those afflicted with this condition are merely obsesed with their electronics.

Todd had spent well over $100,000 in speakers,monoblock amplifiers, fiber optic cables, Shakti stones, pre-amolifiers, and other equipment and tweaks. And yet he still wasn't convinced that Diana Krall's voice sounded "silky" enough.

Todd was in deep denial concerning his audiophilia nervosa, and his wife was on the verge of calling a divorce lawyer.

audiophilia nervosa by whimzzical June 19, 2010

Acarophilia

Sexual arousal from the action of scratching or being scratched.

I like to practise acarophilia, the feeling of a touch being deeper and harder is very pleasurable for me.

Acarophilia by Kirstquad September 11, 2012

Androphobia 

1. an abnormal fear of men.

2. a hatred of males

Lucy is super scared of guys, last week she punched some guy cause he got too close to her, I think she has androphobia

Androphobia by Slender man *-* January 5, 2014

astrophiliate

When people have sex with dead bodies on the Moon.

Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the morgue and then became an astronaut? He was totally an astrophiliate.

astrophiliate by not Louis ck May 11, 2013