A combat android who protected mankind from alien invaders. Now a retired soldier turned French Maid to serve a boy who was her late commander for the remaining 398 days she has to live. She's also known for her anti-ecchi personality by confiscating porno magazines with her catchphrase: "Dirty Thoughts are Bad!".
Guy #1: What do you think of Mahoro Ando?
Guy #2: I dunno, if she was real I'd lock up my secret stash of porn.
Guy #2: I dunno, if she was real I'd lock up my secret stash of porn.
by Schweppes321 May 5, 2009
by ultracooltechnoturnip November 1, 2010
Probably the best thing ever made. This video can't really be explained. Roughly, it's about mr ando who brings peace to the woods and wants everyone to believe that he's a penguin. This video includes: mr ando, a talking bear, a talking bee, a talking turtle, and a talking fish. Trust me, it's amazing. Watch it!
by the grape monster October 9, 2010
A masculine female. A leader. A goddess among mortals. A descendant of Jesus Christ himself, the Ando Pando, also referred to as “Jen”, confidently struts around the block. She is outrageous and crude; her infamous stories perhaps divulge too much information. Yet, they are entertaining at the very least and life-altering at their best. Her sewing skills are that of a professional designer- her clothes are more exclusive and of better quality and character than Gucci - her floral print dresses with uneven hems make Givenche look like garbage. Her spirit animal is a wild tigress, and she follows suit in the bedroom. She has only one flaw, and only she knows what it is.
May you be blessed to encounter such a mesmerising circus anomaly as Ando Pando.
May you be blessed to encounter such a mesmerising circus anomaly as Ando Pando.
by Glitter Clitter April 10, 2019
by Tigan Batut Cu Zilele November 21, 2021