When your poop has so much iron in it that when you get up and look at it, it already slid all the way down the toilet.
Guy #1: "Dude, it felt like a gnarly turd, but when I got up, there wasn't anything in the toilet..."
Guy #2: "Bro, that's what you call an 'anchor'."
Guy #2: "Bro, that's what you call an 'anchor'."
by Justin Case Youwerewondering March 16, 2012
The sexual act of placing both hands flat together and inserting them into a vagina. Once inside, you form both of your hands into fists, therefore “anchoring” the woman. Once she is anchored, she cannot go anywhere unless your fists direct her to. She is at your total control.
“Dude last night i anchored the girl that I brought home. ”
“Wow that is awesome you had you at your total control.”
“Wow that is awesome you had you at your total control.”
by AnchormanYea October 17, 2010
A person who is not quite a tourist, but not a local. Often used to describe a person who owns property in a vacation area and lives there for a season.
They are aware of local customs and frequently curse those damn out-of-towners.
This is common in beach-side towns in the summer
They are aware of local customs and frequently curse those damn out-of-towners.
This is common in beach-side towns in the summer
Nicole only lives here for the summer- she's an anchor.
Nicole: damn tourists don't know where they're goin! GET OFF THE ROAD
Nicole: damn tourists don't know where they're goin! GET OFF THE ROAD
by Sasha Rain August 10, 2009
An anchor is usually– but not exclusively– that super awkward guy that nobody likes or that fugly two-ton birth-defect of a grenade with an obnoxious personality, who try to “tag on.” The anchor makes it impossible to get in anywhere and frequently misses the hint that he/she/it is not welcome.
The bro version of an anchor is the guy who throws off the girl/guy ratio just enough to keep you from getting into frats. His laugh is choppy, piercing, and poorly timed. Hey douche, go wack off to anime. Guys if you're reading this and can't relate, you're it. Sorry.
There are several types of women anchors. First, the typical grenade. Fucked up hair, corn teeth, like a character from The Hills Have Eyes, ya dig? Second is the girl who is slightly too ugly to fuck who takes 4 hours getting ready and then cockblocks you the entire night. Third is the clingy alcoholic twig who blacks out after 3 shots. Consequently your night is ruined, especially after she ralphs on your Ralph Lauren jeans. Always an easy fuck, never a good decision. Gross.
Anchors are constantly holding you down. They always seem to be leaving the building simultaneously, are never a contributing factor toward your fun, and would shrivel up and die if ripped from the leach-like grasp they've sank into your nuts for social-life-support. In any anchor situation, you want to treat them like an actual anchor– by tying a rope around their neck and throwing them off the side of a boat.
The bro version of an anchor is the guy who throws off the girl/guy ratio just enough to keep you from getting into frats. His laugh is choppy, piercing, and poorly timed. Hey douche, go wack off to anime. Guys if you're reading this and can't relate, you're it. Sorry.
There are several types of women anchors. First, the typical grenade. Fucked up hair, corn teeth, like a character from The Hills Have Eyes, ya dig? Second is the girl who is slightly too ugly to fuck who takes 4 hours getting ready and then cockblocks you the entire night. Third is the clingy alcoholic twig who blacks out after 3 shots. Consequently your night is ruined, especially after she ralphs on your Ralph Lauren jeans. Always an easy fuck, never a good decision. Gross.
Anchors are constantly holding you down. They always seem to be leaving the building simultaneously, are never a contributing factor toward your fun, and would shrivel up and die if ripped from the leach-like grasp they've sank into your nuts for social-life-support. In any anchor situation, you want to treat them like an actual anchor– by tying a rope around their neck and throwing them off the side of a boat.
Bro 1: Bro I wanna get fucked up tonight but that creepy pre-med douche and his fat friend Peggy are trying to tag.
Bro 2: Two anchors!?!? Fuckkkkk... and I'll bet tubby is gonna wanna take pictures.
Bro 2: Two anchors!?!? Fuckkkkk... and I'll bet tubby is gonna wanna take pictures.
by SWinSU October 21, 2010
Dude, did you see that anchor? Her lung capacity must be astounding, being underwater days at a time!
by doodie4 April 6, 2010
by Brian connor June 23, 2007
Being a constant reliable source of knowledge and material. The anchor is always ready to listen and is approachable under any circumstances.
During times of varied opinion, the anchor will see the issue objectively and will apply a balanced and neutral perspective allowing all parties to 'see the trees through the forest.'
Often the metaphor of a sailing boat is used where the boat is lost at sea without the anchor.
During times of varied opinion, the anchor will see the issue objectively and will apply a balanced and neutral perspective allowing all parties to 'see the trees through the forest.'
Often the metaphor of a sailing boat is used where the boat is lost at sea without the anchor.
Ask the anchor, he'll know
Anchor, what is... 'insert question.'
So anchor, what's married life like?
So anchor, how many children should I have? You have 6, is that enough?
Anchor, what is... 'insert question.'
So anchor, what's married life like?
So anchor, how many children should I have? You have 6, is that enough?
by the mast November 8, 2011