collinear anatidae

A fancy way of saying "ducks in a row", which is an expression meaning having to have everything setup perfectly to work.

Collinear = in a line
anatidae = family of birds know as ducks.

You'd really have to have collinear anatidae if you want to get a rocket to Mars.

by gleenn July 11, 2018

Anatidae-Analphobie

The constant fear of being fucked by a duck out of nowhere, somehwere, somehow.

"What's wrong with Jon? He has been acting weird lately."

"Ive heard he has Anatidae-Analphobie."
"Damn, are you serious?"

by DDdontakssadas January 24, 2020