Anal Tears

Diarrhoea, severe Diarrhoea.
Your ass is crying, Diarrhoea.
All wet and runny, Diarrhoea.
Just like tears, Diarrhoea.
Had a right dodgy kebab lastnight, made my arse cry this morning, it cried anal tears.
by PantsofSor April 27, 2008
mugGet the Anal Tearsmug.

Anal hair tear

When a man plucks his anal hairs.
Jeff: Dude my ass hair was getting so long and I didn't want to cut myself trying to shave so I did an Anal hair tear.
by hatesjeff November 14, 2009
mugGet the Anal hair tearmug.