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A narcissistic egomaniac that works tirelessly to advance themselves in life by leeching off of others and expends great amounts of energy in trying to hide their closeted homosexuality and ignorance. Tends to be a bureaucratic bully and surrounds themselves with the opposite sex to in an effort to appear straight and will not hesitate to commit treasury on those around.
How is it noone has ever given that amstutz a lesson in manners that is so sorely needed?

Why would they be dumb enough to promote such an amstutz?
by Thewhoman January 18, 2012

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Absolutely amazing; the best you can ever get. People try their entire lives to reach this greatness but it's one of those things you can only be born with.
That boy over there is Amstutz!
by aoijfs July 16, 2008

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