amoebic

Something that is so unbelievably brain dead stupid or unintelligent that it hurts a person brain and mind to hear it said.
Alternatively, it can used to describe a person who changes their opinion on a matter easily, quickly and pathetically in order to appear correct.

His argument for immigration was amoebic

amoebic by Hugh Wards September 28, 2018

Primary Amoebic Meningoencephalitis (Naegleria) 

What Foreman had on that one episode of House in season 2.

Cameron: Your son has Primary Amoebic Meningoencephalitis (Naegleria)

Primary Amoebic Meningoencephalitis (Naegleria) by House M.D. May 21, 2011

Amoebacorn 

a small amoeba with a unicorn-like horn on it made of silicon. It is the smallest of the mythical beasts and lives in people's hair. Its main predator is fat bald men.

amoeba unicorn

There is an amoebacorn outbreak in my school so we're getting fat bald men to kill them off.

Amoebacorn by David Costello September 18, 2007

Amoebicorn 

Like an amoeba but with a single tiny horn.This creature is quite imaginary given it's microscopic size and the horn. thought to possess magical but insignificant powers.

I can't see the Amoebicorn.

Amoebicorn by (Fat Zack) December 17, 2008

AmoebaCentipedia 

A Fatal Disease from unclean fast food that can only be destroyed if set inside of a microwave on high for 2:50.

Ordering a Number 3 Large Combo at Sonic, and eating it. Within a few hours, AmoebaCentipedia will become asexual and begin to multiply at a high rate causing the gastrointestinal tract to flood the body via full of water in order for the body to continuously provide ATP and maintain homeostasis for human functionality.

AmoebaCentipedia by MrProElectro July 6, 2022