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1.
When you get a handjob, and the chick is jerking you so fast, that you get a friction burn, and you cum all over her, blinding her with your hot man liquid.
Dude, I promise you I will never go to that girls house again, she gave me the worst Amish Tea Kettle I've ever gotten!
by Alimony Bob May 28, 2011
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2.
The act of hot-boxing a car until the car is so full of smoke that you are unable to see your eyes in the mirror.
I hope we have enough to make this an Amish Teakettle.
Are you ready for this Amish Teakettle?
Would you care to join me in an Amish Teakettle?
by Flodiculous Productions July 21, 2011
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