Amish Pie Share definition Flag Ejaculation onto a woman with a great deal of pubic hair. So named because of the fact that married Amish men have long beards. Related to the creampie. This chick never shaved her bush. After I blew my load, she totally had an Amish Pie. Amish Pie by WWSYDHT September 16, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Amish Pie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch