A confused American citizen practicing the mother lands religion but has serious identity issues that extend culturally as well.
Regular dude: YOOOOOOOOOO Bro! You wanna grub out at the Passayunk Diner?
AmerIslamist: No doubt, no doubt homeboy.... wait, hold up! Is that shit Halal?!?!?
Regular dude: Ummm, I have no idea what you're talking about.
AmerIslamist: Ah man, neither do i! Let's hit that shit up!
Regular dude: bro, you whack son.
AmerIslamist: No doubt, no doubt homeboy.... wait, hold up! Is that shit Halal?!?!?
Regular dude: Ummm, I have no idea what you're talking about.
AmerIslamist: Ah man, neither do i! Let's hit that shit up!
Regular dude: bro, you whack son.
by ONLYNOD May 9, 2013