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Ambien Sex 

When one can't come up with a good excuse for cheating on their spouse or significiant other.
"You rotten, no good, lying, cheating son of a blankity blank."

"Honey, I didn't mean it, I can't remember anything, It was nothing, I took a sleeping pill. It was only Ambien Sex."
Ambien Sex by pinnacle899 March 26, 2010

Ambien Sex 

1. Taking Ambien before sex to forget who you were with the next day.
2. The excuse Tiger Woods used with his wife for cheating.
Ambien Sex. eg. Waking up next to Tiger Woods with you ass hurting and seeing that he has a big smile on his face, and a empty bottle of Ambien in your hand.
Ambien Sex by JohnnyTwoshoes31 August 18, 2010

ambiendextrous 

able to function well with difficult mental or physical tasks while very sleepy.

Ambien (sleeping medication)+dexterous(skillful)
Wow, you are ambiendextrous to be able to parallel park that school bus on three hours of sleep without hitting anything!
ambiendextrous by whimsical_icicle October 27, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026