|1.||Amazin' Asian Discrimination|
When there are lots of white and black representation and no Asian representation, that's amazin' Asian discrimination. What about the part of the population that gets straight As, has slanty eyes, and breakdances? Asians are amazin', and are often discriminated against. That's what we call AMAZIN' ASIAN DISCRIMINATION.
Asian 1:"I didn't get into that modeling agency that I tried out for."
Asian 2:"Why? You did great, you looked amazin', and all the other people were butt-ugly."
Asian 1:*sigh* "I think it was just amazin' Asian discrimination."