altendorfer 

The load of tiny hairs in one's anus hole. The fur may usually be braided or put into an afro.

Katie has a massively disgusting altendorfer because her butt is so hairy!

altendorfer by Joefranky March 7, 2009

alflorfer 

Alflorfer is the feeling right before you ejaculate and it’s so indescribable that only a word like alflorfer could be used

yo man i had the best alflorfer with my step sister last night

alflorfer by TTV Ice August 8, 2019

arndorfer 

Someone who is heavily addicted to masturbation. These people are also into extremely kinky ways of doing so. Depending on how bad of an Arndorfer the person is, they can go into withdrawal as fast as an hour after masturbating.

Tom-“Where’s John?”
Leveon- “He went off to the bathroom again. That kid is such an Arndorfer.”
Tom- “Well, give him about an hour and he’ll be back at it again.”

arndorfer by RayLewisHater January 7, 2020

Arndorfer 

Usually ends up looking 40 at 17, very nice, mature, hits puberty extremely early. These people always have friends with them, and are depressed.

That man is an arndorfer!

Arndorfer by Jacesface February 11, 2020