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It is a gay person, with a deformed penis
that uses a bagel on their dick to simulate the experience of having sexual intercourse
Joe: Damn dude he is such an Alstaire Tuohy. i walked in on him with a bagel as he jizzed.

Tom: HAHAHAHA figures, you should have known he's a Tuoyh
by joe2277998455 June 19, 2009

Words related to Alstaire Tuohy

dumb gay ho slow trick
Frequently used substitution for items of a homosexual nature.

Slang term for a person who imagines making love to famous homosexuals.
That's gay! You're such an Alstaire Tuohy!
by Ultimo December 29, 2004