Alreds

Short for "already"
Pronounced: All reds

Person 1: -playing a game and then dies-
Person 2: WOWOWO you died alreds?

Alreds by BRBJaneDoe July 17, 2010

king alfreds 

a school full of sketty slags and a few vEry fit boys in year 10 and a bunch of teachers who are massive cunts especially the art ones:)

i went to king alfreds now i live on the streets with my 9 kids doing crack

king alfreds by yamomsahoebabes May 8, 2019

Alfredsexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to Alfreds

Person One: Hey, isn't that guy attractive?
Person Two: Is his name Alfred?
Person One: No?
Person Two: Do not want.
Person One: Why not?
Person Two: I am Alfredsexual.

Alfredsexual by Someone who likes Alfreds May 15, 2013

alredits 

MY FAVORITE EDITOR IN THR WHOLE WORLD, MY IDOL, AND MY FRIEND YAYAYAYAYAY

“have you seen alredits new post?” “no, who is that?” “you don’t know who she is? we can’t be friends anymore, i hate you”

alredits by luna and their cat June 10, 2021

Alfredsson 

To score a meaningless empty net goal in clutch situations. Also can be used as scoring a meaningless goal in a blowout game.

"Hey did you see Kaberle's Alfredsson last night? Yeah, it was pretty cool how neither stajan nor O'Neil wanted to Alfredsson the puck."

Alfredsson by Iafrate November 10, 2008

alfreds

As in....Alfred Hitchcock, Hitchcock...Sh*tcock.

When a baby unfortunatley has worn a nappy for too long and
he has had a rather runny episode that has covered not only his bottom but also his willy.
'OH LOOK AT THE POOR LITTLE FELLOW, HE'S GOT ALFREDS!!'

alfreds by salims April 17, 2008

Alfredson 

who's fucking name is alfredson lmao

Mom: I'm gonna name our son Alfredson

Dad: lmaoooo

Alfredson by Carter Simpson July 4, 2019