alphabet

The state of having every single kind of STD known to man.

"That girl's slept around so much, I bet she's got the alphabet!"

by sunspray honeysuckle April 25, 2009

alphabet

the letters of the alphabet

wow its alphabet, the letters of alphabet

by 654678 December 16, 2022

alphabeteering

The act of trying to tick off a list of acts of sin to cover each letter of the alphabet. Sins are not necessarily of a sexual nature though usually are.

Man, I'm exhausted from a weekend of alphabeteering. It started off with some adultery then escalated to blasphemy, and the less said about how it finished up with a zebra the better.

by Siblin October 24, 2019

The Alphabet

The alphabet

“I’m stupid so I searched up the alphabet on urban dictionary

by Ryjun September 26, 2022

Alphabetized

when a sexual minority identity-politiker tries to get you banned for being straight

"YOU CAN'T JUST SAY YOU TREAT WOMEN YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK LIKE MEN, THAT'S TRIGGERING AND HOMOPHOBIC; PREPARE TO BE ALPHABETIZED STRAIGHT-DEMON"

by physicalpain2022 May 11, 2022

The Alphabet

a: pure pain
b: pure joy (bingus)
c: end my suffering
d: dick
e: epic gamer fornight swag MLG moment
f: pay respects
g: homie, bro, one of the boys.
h: heil hitler
i: pure shock like i-
j: just jizzed myself
k: ok
L: lose
m: tasty yummy suck suck mmmmmmmmmm
n: n-word
o: surprised pikachu
p: i gotta pee
q: posh way of saying k
r: retard
s: sex
t: spill the tea
u: you
v: im a pure little virgin boy
w: win
x: x marks the spot or thats it or correct or bingo
y: why
z: ima go sleepy sleeps now bye

hey bro, what does j mean in the alphabet? i just jizzed myself.

by A Fake Fat Sunny February 20, 2021

alphabetize

A made-up Americanism invented to describe the process of reordering a list of items into alphabetical order.

Ahm gonna alphabetize these here Krispy Kremes so's ah can eat them in gahd-damned ordah!

by Flamingo Swavey August 19, 2003