Alphabender

An event where you find 26 drinking establishments in your area each beginning with a different letter of the alphabet, you then go and get smashed at each of these establishments.

going on an alphabender
a- altoria
b- benjamin satchwells
c- ... etc

Alphabender by warwickgetfuckedupsociety May 20, 2013

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alphabeteering

The act of trying to tick off a list of acts of sin to cover each letter of the alphabet. Sins are not necessarily of a sexual nature though usually are.

Man, I'm exhausted from a weekend of alphabeteering. It started off with some adultery then escalated to blasphemy, and the less said about how it finished up with a zebra the better.

alphabeteering by Siblin October 24, 2019

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Alphabender • alphabeteering • alphgender

alphgender

alphgender (pronounced : al-f-jen-durr) noun
This includes a category of people who identify themselves as sexually attracted to Alphin Philip, and it may also be termed as an attraction to short brown beta males with small penises and a Napoleons Complex.

Zeeshan V just came out as alphgender !

-Wow you would never have known !

alphgender by brxhxn January 17, 2021

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alphagender

Like sigmagender, alphagender is the smaller brother of sigmagender making it the underdog. People who now are alphagender will eventually level up to sigmagender.

Hey bro did see greg he leveled up from betagender and now identifies as alphagender his pronouns are al/pha

alphagender by João Tuffinção August 11, 2024

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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