Super loyal guy. Overprotective and definitely protects what’s his. Don’t mess with his family or friends because you will GET it. Super cute and handsome. Easily jealous, however is very trustworthy. His personality isn’t the nicest but the typa love is the best. Super flirty and wild. One of the realist niggas out there.
by You’re gf Desiree June 4, 2018
Girl #1: i heard that Alonzo got you wet
Girl #2 ooo wee yes he did girl
Girl #1 I want Alonzo to get me wet
Girl #2 we both can get wet
Girl #2 ooo wee yes he did girl
Girl #1 I want Alonzo to get me wet
Girl #2 we both can get wet
by whatsgoingonwithya July 13, 2020
Alonzo /uh-lan-zo\
(Noun) or (Verb) definition:
1. (n): A person who is almost always if not always late when they set or agree upon a specified time.
Ex: "We said 6:50 for the gym bro, but I know he's gonna be an Alonzo."
2. (v): Telling an individual a certain time and then grossly missing that time by more than an hour.
Ex: "Don't alonzo me bro."
3. Suffix-ing (v): Lying to someone about the time (even when the person considers any extraneous factors).
Ex: "Are you alonzoing me or are you actually gonna be ready by 3."
(Noun) or (Verb) definition:
1. (n): A person who is almost always if not always late when they set or agree upon a specified time.
Ex: "We said 6:50 for the gym bro, but I know he's gonna be an Alonzo."
2. (v): Telling an individual a certain time and then grossly missing that time by more than an hour.
Ex: "Don't alonzo me bro."
3. Suffix-ing (v): Lying to someone about the time (even when the person considers any extraneous factors).
Ex: "Are you alonzoing me or are you actually gonna be ready by 3."
by A_Helping_Hand July 15, 2016
by Brad Hershberger April 17, 2021
One of the best friends to have, he is very trustworthy and will always listen to what you have to say. He love skittles and hanging out with his friends. Half the time he is in his own world, but if you have something important to say he will listen.
by CrazyFriend21 September 22, 2020
This is a great means a great man that impacted many lives also is good at games and getting girls can do very well in sports but, with every Alonzo lies a path to greatness and each Alonzo chooses there preferred
Alonzo mourning is a very good basket ball player
I want to be just like Alonzo leasing the women and getting ahead in task
Alonzo is dominant and far superior task he tries in.
I want to be just like Alonzo leasing the women and getting ahead in task
Alonzo is dominant and far superior task he tries in.
by Alõnza Bailey April 3, 2019
A big guy with an anger problem and would do anything to turn your friends against you. he would be nice to you some days but would eventually find a way to fight with you.
by qimpky May 15, 2020