Alois is a massive chad (in fact almost the defenition) and the father to an extraordinary fighter, Adolphus. Alois was so much of an alpha male that he even married a girl to fall in love with another only for the first to be left dead so Alois was allowed to marry the other girl he was in a relationship with. Alois was so alpha that when his second wife was sickening and dying, he impregnated his very own cousin!
Alois Schicklgruber is such a chad, I wish I was like his son.
by trog platano drip2hard October 27, 2020
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